Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

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Just realized I read and enjoyed an article ranking types of milk. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I’m on the apple a day health care plan. PGP.

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So much access to bank accounts and social security numbers. All I need is a little push from the right person. PGP.

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99% of my work is done in 5 minute bursts. PGP.

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I put in my two weeks notice and took a two hour lunch. PGPM.

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My life is a series of awkward moments sprinkled with incompetence and debauchery. PGP.

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Commandeering the fancy desk chair of a senior coworker immediately after they leave the company. PGPM.

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Best part of my weekend was buying new face wash and laundry detergent. I even said, “this is great” at checkout. PGP.

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Being in charge of a project budget that is 25 times greater than your personal budget. PGP.

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