Best part of my weekend was buying new face wash and laundry detergent. I even said, “this is great” at checkout. PGP.

The only time my presence at work was acknowledged was by the automatic flusher on the urinal, and even it ignored me a couple times today. PGP.

I purposely mess up my travel receipt envelopes just so the cute girl in accounting will email me. PGP.

1: “What’s your day looking like today?” 2: “Busy.” PGP.