Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Praying the Southwest cattle run of a boarding process puts me next to someone hot. PGP.

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I spent more money on my parents than they spent on me for Christmas. PGP.

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“We got your Christmas card the other day and my family and I are very flattered you remembered us.” PGP.

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A grocery store gift card for your Christmas bonus. PGP.

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It’s lunchtime and I just realized my shirt is on inside out. PGP.

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I thought social work was a good idea. PGP.

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Just got an email saying we’re on track for record profits for the fourth quarter in a row. It was followed up with an email explaining why we’re not getting a Christmas bonus. PGP.

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I just found out the girl I’ve been hooking up with has a kid. PGP.

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I saw a coworker outside of work and walked to the complete other side of the parking lot to a random store just to avoid having to say hi. PGP.

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A one-year subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club is $215. Griswold was an ungrateful SOB. PGP.

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