Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Waiting for your boss’s boss to leave so your boss will leave so you can leave. PGP.

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I’ll get a bed frame one of these days. PGP.

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Mark Cuban is my spirit animal. PGP.

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I went first in white elephant. PGP.

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This guy just killing the ugly Christmas sweater game at the office. PGP.

All I want for Christmas is a career change. PGP.

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Staying late so no one catches you taking meeting leftovers home for dinner. PGP.

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“Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, Happy Hanukkah.” PGP.

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I can’t drink margaritas anymore because of the heartburn. PGP.

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Secretly hoping the plastic bottle vodka gag gift makes it around to you in the company gift exchange. PGP.

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