When you finally have sex and you and her are on completely different pages

Thinking about taking a personal finance class

Having a sexual experience that says “So, that’s how bad it could be?”

Sore after softball, again

Still sore 3 days after my softball game

I think of a new place to move. Every. Day.

Watching Mark Cuban videos in the parking lot to get you jazzed about your internship

Made a tee time before 10am on Saturday

Mark Cuban is my spirit animal. PGP.

Wells Fargo calling you at work about a suspicious charge for Adult Friend Finder. PGP.