When you finally have sex and you and her are on completely different pages
Thinking about taking a personal finance class
Having a sexual experience that says “So, that’s how bad it could be?”
Sore after softball, again
Still sore 3 days after my softball game
I think of a new place to move. Every. Day.
Watching Mark Cuban videos in the parking lot to get you jazzed about your internship
Made a tee time before 10am on Saturday
Mark Cuban is my spirit animal. PGP.
Wells Fargo calling you at work about a suspicious charge for Adult Friend Finder. PGP.