Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

I’m still not sure if I have to work Friday or not. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

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Ate lunch alone today. Happy birthday to me. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Negative net worth. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Just gave my two weeks during my annual performance review. DOBBY IS A FREE ELF. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Trying to figure out how families of my coworkers live on my salary. PGP

Post Grad Problems

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