Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Couldn’t use a lot of my vacation days this year. Took off every Friday until 2015. PGPM.

Post Grad Problems

Counting down the days until FebruAny at Subway. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Someone destroyed my secret bathroom before I even got into the office this morning. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Yep. Enjoy.

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“Have you ever been for a ride in a certified pre-owned Acura TL?” PGPM.

Post Grad Problems

I don’t feel happy anymore when I get paid. Just guilt. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

“What?” email replies. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Weeks and weeks of online training and examinations. Finally able to start selling and make commission. First call? Straight to voicemail. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I think Fallon comes on too late. PGP.

Post Grad Problems