Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

My source of excitement for Halloween is knowing that candy will be 75% off tomorrow. PGP.

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Girls going from “sexy” to “comfy” Halloween costumes. PGP.

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The Dos And Don’ts Of Ending Your Office Romance

Getting a rejection letter four minutes after applying for a job. PGP.

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I shouldn’t have stayed out until 10 on a work night. PGP.

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The Greatest Card Magician Ever Also Happens To Be Blind

Michael Jordan Puts Together His Dream Golf Foursome, Leaves Out Obama Because He’s “Shitty At Golf”

I lost the radio war in the office. Now, I hear “All About That Bass” at least five times a day. PGP.

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Went through 30 pages of PGPs. Still not time to go home. PGP.

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My boss told me “See ya, dude” as he left the office this evening. Not sure if I should be terrified or happy about this. PGP.

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