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Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Using self checkout because I’m too embarrassed to face a clerk while I buy Lunchables in a shirt and tie. PGP.

 Post Grad Problems
TeachMeHowToBudget
The Wall
Oct 29, 2014
0 60

Michael Jordan’s Takeover Of The Charlotte Hornets’ Twitter Account Is Something To Behold

CharleyFinance
Article
Oct 28, 2014
1 35

Showing my boss – who makes a quarter of a million dollars a year – how to make “cool bullet sounds” for his PowerPoint presentation. PGP.

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Fulltime_son
The Wall
Oct 28, 2014
0 126

The back of my cube is a wall, so no one can see my screen. I feel like a god. PGP.

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WesMantooth
The Wall
Oct 28, 2014
1 124

Overtime means I’ll find out who wins tomorrow morning. PGP.

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WesMantooth
The Wall
Oct 28, 2014
0 42

Checked in for my flight exactly 24 hours before it boarded. Boarding position B 54. PGP.

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Brian McGannon
The Wall
Oct 27, 2014
1 51

Immediately making lunch plans via Gchat upon sitting at your desk on Monday. PGP.

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Top Brass
The Wall
Oct 27, 2014
0 31

Hearing “look who finally decided to show up today” from three different people after being only five minutes late. PGP.

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I Have the Memo
The Wall
Oct 27, 2014
1 95

When the quality of your weekend hinges on the Coinstar at Safeway being fixed, you start to rethink some of your life choices. PGP.

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PC_LoadLetter
The Wall
Oct 27, 2014
0 44

My company is doing Movember. I don’t think I can grow a mustache. PGP.

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Bitch_Tits
The Wall
Oct 27, 2014
1 37
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