Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Demanding that your colleagues pre-game a work-related charity event with you. PGP.

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Handful of hair in the shower this morning. PGP.

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Got a Happy Birthday email from my bank before a call, text or Facebook post from any of my friends. PGP.

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Current mood: Like mom just forgot to pick me up from soccer practice. PGP.

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Your Favorite Twitter Account Is Stealing Your Shit And Getting Paid For It

Some girl at homecoming was trying to guess my age and said 35. I’m 27. PGP.

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My bank alerting me that my card may have been stolen after spending $200 at Target. PGP.

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Giving the boss a little chin music at the company softball game. PGPM.

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The high school kids near my office drive nicer cars than me. PGP.

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I just got publicly shamed in front of the whole office because my boss doesn’t know the difference between ‘Reply’ and ‘Reply All’. PGP.

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