Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

I have a constant day dream of watching “The Big Lebowski” in my bathtub while eating a large pizza. PGP.

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I actually have to wait for my boss to dismiss me for lunch. PGP.

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Was just endorsed on LinkedIn for customer satisfaction by the girl I’ve been hooking up with. PGP.

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I feel congratulations are in order. Our warehouse has officially gone eleven days without a stabbing incident. PGP.

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Girl Live Tweets Worst Tinder Date Ever, It’s Hilariously Entertaining

Your boss making fun of your salary. PGP.

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“We’re always looking for new talent, submit your resume and we’ll get back to you.” No you aren’t and no you won’t. PGP.

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Internet explorer 7. Enough said. PGP.

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The guy who had a mental breakdown and threatened everyone at work just got promoted over me. PGP.

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Mom started charging me for laundry. PGP.

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