Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

“Please put away your dishes. Your mother does not work here.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My parents asked what I wanted for my birthday. I said a brake job on my truck. PGP.

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Button just popped off my pants. I’m giving a presentation in 20 minutes. My belt hides it, but I don’t know what will hide my shame. PGP.

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I was two hours late to work today, and nobody noticed. I’m not sure if I feel relieved or nervous. PGP.

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“Just make it happen.” PGP.

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You would think getting a raise would mean I could quit my second job. PGP.

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“Temps” Is The Movie About Postgrad Life We’ve All Been Waiting For

My girlfriend gained too much weight this year to pull off a slutty Halloween costume. PGP.

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My coworker just looked at me and announced that he’s going to do his best to speak only in song today. PGP.

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The highlight of my day is cleaning my keyboard with compressed air. PGP

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