Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

I just changed my Netflix password and got angry texts from three of my exes. HBO Go is next. PGPM.

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Wanting socks for Christmas. PGP.

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Everything in my cube shakes when my coworkers walk by. PGP.

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I could have ironed my shirt in the time I spent deciding if I needed to iron my shirt. PGP

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Work travel on your birthday. PGP.

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Unsubscribing from the TFM email list. PGP.

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“Why did the guys in marketing get a half day?” PGP.

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My mind’s telling me no, but my body…My body’s telling me “yeaaahhhh” to the pizza buffet that just opened up around the corner from the office. PGP.

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The guy Merrill Lynch assigned to manage my IRA is one year younger than me. PGP.

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