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Member Since 10/07/2014

A Case For Showing Up To Work Drunk
Why You Should Watch "Master Of None" This Winter
Fantasy Football Is Bankrupting Me Again
The 5 People Who Ruin Public Transit For All Of Us
So, I Really Can't Drink On Weeknights Anymore
Coping With Your Lingering March Sadness
Surviving Easter
Stop Office Social Movements
An Exhaustive Review of the Absurd Taco Bell Sriracha Quesarito