I had to Google what “on fleek” meant.

Three weddings in four weeks.

My team signed Tim Tebow. PGP

Moved to the 3rd biggest city in the U.S. for work…and don’t know anyone. PGP.

My boss blatantly ignored my request to take a sick day. PGP.

Stayed up three hours past my bed time last night. Woke up feeling hungover. I didn’t even drink last night. PGP