Sunny and 75 Monday through Thursday. 90% chance of rain Friday through Sunday. PGP.

Vacationing in your college town. #PGP

I got on the same elevator with the attractive girl, and completely choked

Telling yourself it’s almost the weekend on Wednesday. PGP.

Summer and winter are the same season when you have no windows in your office.

Just met my girlfriend’s kids. They’re pretty cool.

I showed up ten minutes late and I was the first person here. PGP.