I’m the only one in my department who showed up for work today and I’m still to scared to get a beer with lunch. PGP.

“Can you believe it’s already the second quarter?”

1: “Can we take this offline?” 2: “No.” PGP.

I’m still not sure who my actual boss is

I have to work today. PGP.

I almost went to the gym this morning. PGP.

I can’t stand those college kids. PGP.