“Man, this weather is crazy.” PGP.

My parents strongly suggested that I try online dating.

“Thank you for scheduling your payment” Fuck off. PGP

The guy that is dominating the office bracket challenge had no idea he was until I mentioned it to him today. PGP.

A coworker I haven’t even met just introduced himself to me and asked that I not park in his spot. PGP.

Should’ve started that pop punk band back in ’06. PGP.

Coworkers who think Flo from Progressive is hilarious. PGP.

One of our suppliers gave me Lakers tickets. I sold them for cash. PGP.

Jordans in the office Friday, unemployment line Monday. PGP.