Are you going to this meeting?

Staying up to watch your team get no-hit. PGP.

My weed guy can’t meet up because he “has the kids tonight”. PGP.

I’ve started going to more expensive bars because I can’t afford to get as drunk.

7am vows to never drink again, 5pm decisions on what to drink first.

Afternoon pick-me-up of coffee and advil. PGP.

Everyone is busy but me. PGP.

I bought a nice blender, and that shit has changed my life. PGP

I was pleasantly surprised by how the new urinal cakes make the bathroom smell today. PGP.