Some college kids at a bar refereed to me “Blue” last night. PGP

My work phone is a BlackBerry. PGP.

I eat lunch in my car just to be by myself for a few minutes. PGP.

If another co-worker says “Hump Day” one more time, I’m just gonna lose it

Got a promotion. Now everyone hate me. PGP

Ran into my ex at a mutual friend’s wedding, her new boyfriend is a really cool guy. PGP.

“Hey, have you checked out Google Maps today?” PGP.

Maybe I should go back to school for a master’s. PGP

My tobacco consumption has quadrupled during unemployment. PGP