I’ve decided to leave in my single gray hair to be taken more seriously around the office. PGP.

Frozen dinner for two, for one. PGP.

Checking the hot intern’s LinkedIn profile before making a move. PGP.

Feeling compelled to order water at lunch just because your boss did. PGP.

Looking up your Tinder dates on LinkedIn. PGP.

I make it rain… Business cards. PGP

I sank 1/24th of my yearly income into my vacation. PGP