What am I even doing here? PGP

I chose the wrong career path. PGP

I sank 1/24th of my yearly income into my vacation. PGP

According to my life insurance policy I’m worth a lot more dead than alive. PGP

Mandatory “diversity awareness” training. PGP

Was told, “Thanks for keeping the seat warm for me, chief,” as I left the stall. PGP.Was told, “Thanks for keeping the seat warm for me, chief,” as I left the stall. PGP.

I can’t tell if I have low libido or if I’m just too tired to jack off anymore. PGP.

Running out of breath after loading beer into the fridge. PGP.

Managing amounts of money that I have no fucking chance of ever having myself. PGP.

You don’t know evil till you meet a bathroom whistler. PGP.