Ever growing job duties, ever stagnant pay.

CCing on emails is the grownup version of tattletale

Monday Me : “Fuuuck drinking.”Friday Me: “Let’s rage.” PGP.

Wedding I went to ended up being a cash bar.

Was too embarrassed to tell my doctor that I haven’t slept with anyone since my last visit.

Mentally checking out around 11am on Friday. PGP.

Automatically downloading the apple watch app but not being anywhere close to being able to afford the actual watch #PGP

Received a congratulatory email for a promotion in error.

Moved to the 3rd biggest city in the U.S. for work…and don’t know anyone. PGP.