Having more stacks of plastic to-go cups than nice drinking glasses in your apartment. PGP.

Somebody just microwaved broccoli again. PGP.

The last four banner ads on PGP for me were for Spanx, Jimmy John’s, Planet Fitness and an ad letting me know Pizza Hut is hiring delivery drivers. PGP.

Learning to check the left hand when conversing with a member of the opposite sex. PGP.

Found out my old middle school bully works at Starbucks. I go there twice a week in a suit. PGP

I just told somebody to “join the team.” I feel like a little part of me has died.

Zoning out for minutes at a time thinking about your golf swing. PGP.

Went to apologize to my boss for being late. He had no idea who I was. #PGP

Bottled wine taste, boxed wine budget. PGP.

Wasted my whole lunch break because my boss forced to watch stupid YouTube videos I’ve already seen with him. PGP.