I used to be cool… PGP.

Coming off ‘too confident’ in interviews is suddenly a bad thing. PGP.

Too old to sit in the student section, too rowdy to be tolerated in the regular seats. #PGP

Just got a promotion and a raise. I now make less per hour. PGP

I’ve been here for two months. I came to the horrifying realization today that no one here knows what the hell they’re doing. PGP.

Guess I should have done a three year internship to meet entry level job requirements. PGP.

“Minimum of 3-5 years of related functional experience.” PGP.

A question in the subject line with nothing in the actual email.

1: “Did you read the guidelines?” 2: “I glanced at them.” PGP.