They fired my only friend at work. PGP.

My desk is more of a lunch table than it is a work station. PGP.

The most daring thing I’ve done this week was like an Instagram pic by a girl three points out of my league. PGP.

Just found out that I have to move cubes. Might just quit instead. PGP.

“I want it on my desk by Monday morning.” PGP.

“I know you already left the office, but can you handle this right now?” PGP.

Prop bets on which friend’s baby will cry first at the Super Bowl party, and whose pregnant wife will make him leave first. PGP.

Finally have three years of work under my belt, so I can now apply for other entry level jobs that required 3-5 years of experience. PGP.

Accidentally typed “Go tit!” instead of “Got it!” to a client today. PGP.

Having to take your headphones out every time someone walks up to your desk. PGP.