Unsubscribing from the TFM email list. PGP.

“I just got a call that my apartment is flooded” -Everyone in my office who just left early. PGP.

Never being caught up on emails. PGP.

Seeing something NSFW online and immediately going to your phone to look at it. PGP.

Dreading returning your rental car because it’s that much nicer than your own. PGP.

I still hate it here. PGP.

My horrendous time management skills are only rivaled by Andy Reid. PGP.

It’s “mandatory overtime without pay” season. PGP.

Managed to lock myself out of the house this morning. In the pouring rain. Happy Monday to me. PGP.

“If you gave a fuck about your job as much as you do football…” -My Boss. PGP.