Fearing the consequences. PGP.

I’m really going to be surprised if I make through the first 90 days of this job without getting fired. PGP.

The guy that sits beside me, Patrick, is a 40-year-old part time student at the local college while working an entry level sales job, and constantly reminisces about when he used to “crush sales” with a Land Rover dealership. PGP.

I had cookie cake for dinner last night. PGP.

I really can’t handle my electric bill this month. PGP.

Freshmen in high school were born in 2000. PGP.

When your sister is your best friend on Snapchat. PGP.

My friend got a sleep apnea mask. I’m kinda jealous. PGP.

My mom still slips me 20s. PGP.

Third cheeseburger of the week. PGP.