Decided not to shower this morning just so I could sleep in for an extra 10 minutes. PGP.

Actually being intrigued by an infomercial. PGP.

When one roommate gets engaged, the search for another roommate begins. PGP.

My parents are making me stay home this year for Halloween and hand out candy so they can go out with their friends. PGP.

Not being able to afford a Dollar Shave Club membership. PGP.

Parking my POS car super close to the drivers side of the new corvette in the parking lot. PGPM.

I’ve been showing up early for work for two months because I was in line for a promotion. Company outsourced the hire. I now have three conference calls a week with someone named Samar. PGP.

Still trying to convince myself that I am one, really big poop away from my pants fitting right again. PGP.

Size 36 on Friday. Size 38 on Monday. PGP.

Using Tinder as my main source of social interaction. PGP.