Getting rejected by the charming but hideous IT guy. PGP.

Gave my two week notice today. Best day at work in months. PGP.

Feeling like a has-been in your trivia league. PGP.

My “Rainy Day Fund” is an uncashed scratch-off lottery ticket. PGP.

I have literally zero control over how much I drink whenever I go out. PGP.

Talking about corporate the way I used to talk about Nationals in college. PGP.

Cashier asked me if I was buying 10 cans of soup for a food drive. I wasn’t. PGP.

Coworker’s kid’s birthday parties. PGP.

Waking up to snow and hoping for the elusive “closed” email from work, only to be disappointed. Again. PGP.

My boss demanded that I have a project on his desk by 7:30 this morning, so I got here hours early to finish it. He just emailed us saying he’s taking the day off. PGP.