My boss used a hashtag in an office wide email today. PGP.

Actually listening to NPR instead of just telling people you do. PGP.

I only smoke when I work. PGP.

My wife joined Twitter. Now I have to stop following porn stars. PGP.

Getting up to go to the bathroom out of boredom, not necessity. PGP.

Working a job I hate, to live in a city I despise. PGP.

Getting called a “bad girl” by my IT guy for streaming Pandora. PGP.

A Thursday happy hour resulting in eight unhappy hours on Friday. PGP.

Wearing the same pair of jeans to work for the third day in a row. PGP.

Meaningless email conversations. PGP.