Moving your booze from the top of the fridge to an expensive cart so it instantly becomes decorative.

Having a better alcohol tolerance than is undergrad… because you’ve gained 30 pounds. #pgp

Rearranging my apps was the most productive thing I’ve done all day.

I still follow my college bar on Twitter. #PGP

Still using a painted “Formal 2010” cooler. #PGP

Just got a promotion and a raise. I now make less per hour. PGP

Netflix autopay just overdrafted my checking account. PGP.