Moving your booze from the top of the fridge to an expensive cart so it instantly becomes decorative.
Having a better alcohol tolerance than is undergrad… because you’ve gained 30 pounds. #pgp
Rearranging my apps was the most productive thing I’ve done all day.
I still follow my college bar on Twitter. #PGP
Still using a painted “Formal 2010” cooler. #PGP
Just got a promotion and a raise. I now make less per hour. PGP
Netflix autopay just overdrafted my checking account. PGP.