Hoping to one day select ‘Current Balance’ rather than ‘Minimum Payment’. PGP
Icing my knee at work after a beer volleyball league injury. PGP.
Thinking about the wrong SEC in news headlines. PGP.
I’m always tired. PGP.
I blackout more now than I ever did in college. PGP.
Figuring out when you passed out by looking at your Fitbit stats. PGP.
“Thank you for scheduling your payment” Fuck off. PGP
“Where’d you go to college?” … “Were you Greek?”. PGP
Girls going from “sexy” to “comfy” Halloween costumes. PGP.
HR guy at my new job told me to go out and celebrate with drinks with close family and friends. Got Jimmy John’s alone. PGP.