I fucking hate LinkedIn. PGP

Had a dream that I slept past my alarm. Woke up to find it wasn’t a dream. PGP

Forgot to ask for a toll stipend before a business trip to Jersey and had to use my own money. Ended up winning it all back and more at a casino. PGPM.

Just realized I’m past the “all my friends are getting married” stage and have slid head first into the “all my friends are having babies” stage. PGP.

My team signed Tim Tebow. PGP

“Are you willing to travel?” PGP

I found the original Power Rangers on Netflix. All is lost. PGP.