Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Clothes have been in the dryer since Saturday. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Our CEO just followed me on Twitter. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Google is the only one outside of those with familial obligations that wished me a happy birthday. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My parents got me a $100 gift card to the local grocery store and I’ve never been more grateful in my life. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

It was a tough decision, but I am now moving my official bed time from 11 to 10. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Spending money like Kevin McCallister. Making money like Uncle Frank. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My boss loves me. My manager hates me. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Still not being a well qualified lessee. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Time Warner Cable Is Everything That’s Wrong With America And It Must Be Destroyed

This year, my stock portfolio gained the equivalent of 20 minutes of parking downtown. PGP.

Post Grad Problems