I always pull out….of the driveway by 7:15. PGP
People in my office only seem to need something from me when I’m trying to eat my lunch. PGP.
My boss loves me. My manager hates me. PGP.
Manager told me I should have a business card. Been with the company three and a half years. PGP.
When one microwaveable chicken pot pie just isn’t enough. PGP.
Wearing noise canceling headphones into the break room. PGP.
Feeling better about “Nice work” coming from PGP than your own boss. PGP.
Wishing Jon Taffer would come in and fire all your managers in a rage of fury. PGP.
Making your lunch the night before so you get an extra ten minutes of sleep in the morning. PGP.