Just realized I requested 4/20 off and now my boss thinks I’m a stoner.
The coworker who sits between us got promoted, and now Steve won’t stop trying to talk to me. PGP.
My week feels like Monday, Monday #2, Monday #3, Monday #4, Friday, Saturday, Pre-Monday. PGP.
Computer broke at work and I did absolutely nothing productive all day. I’ve never been more happy. God bless us, every one. PGP.
Knowing you’re being catfished on Tinder and still playing along with it. PGP.
Sympathizing with customer service reps. PGP.
Clothes have been in the dryer since Saturday. PGP.
I still fucking hate Steve. PGP.
Paying just as much towards your student loans as you do to finance your furniture. PGP.
Current mood: Like mom just forgot to pick me up from soccer practice. PGP.