Living in constant fear of my mute button malfunctioning

Going to the 6pm showing of Jurassic Park so I can be in bed by 9.

Drank on Friday. Hungover on Monday.

“We got your Christmas card the other day and my family and I are very flattered you remembered us.” PGP.

My friend just bought 80 acres of land as an investment. I just saved 15% in 15 minutes on my car insurance. PGP.

Donations to your “new bed fund” on your Christmas list. PGP.

Understanding why Frank Ricard was excited for his big weekend trip to Home Depot and why he didn’t know if there would be enough time for Bed Bath & Beyond. PGP.

Just chose to watch my state’s televised gubernatorial debate over the World Series. PGP.

Went on a shopping spree today…with a $15 iTunes card. PGP.

Really excited about the energy efficiency of my new washer and dryer. PGP.