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Banking, in reality, is nothing like Wolf of Wall Street. Except the cocaine habits. And the drinking. Those are just about spot on.

Member Since 01/07/2014

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I’m A Dumbass And I “Made It,” You Can Too

A one-year subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club is $215. Griswold was an ungrateful SOB. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The schools in my area started back today, so my commute time just doubled. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The words “Spring Break” no longer excite me. Now they just make me dread the possibility of having a daughter. #PGP

Post Grad Problems

That sinking feeling you get when you get up to use the restroom and see the office old guy going in first, newspaper in hand. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I strive to be the person that LinkedIn thinks I am. PGP.

Post Grad Problems