Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Please don’t hold the elevator. I’d rather wait than say “good morning.” PGP.

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I had a panicked dream that I couldn’t find parking, missed my business flight, and didn’t have money for a flight change at the airport. I don’t even travel for work. PGP.

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Just asked my intern what I’m supposed to be doing. PGP.

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Only shitting when on the clock. PGPM.

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My doctor is making me take fish oil for high triglyceride levels. I’m 23. PGP.

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That conference call was so productive I found four jobs to apply for. PGP.

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Completed a 26.2 episode marathon. Special thanks to Netflix for believing in me. PGP.

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Ate half a frozen pepperoni pizza for lunch with a side of ranch. Still not the lowest point of my day. PGP.

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Netflix is my homepage. PGP.

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“Starting at 6 a.m. won’t be a problem will it?” Worst lie I ever told. PGP.

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