Convinced my garbage man only waves in the morning, because he knows he has better benefits than I do. PGP.

I had a panicked dream that I couldn’t find parking, missed my business flight, and didn’t have money for a flight change at the airport. I don’t even travel for work. PGP.

I hate not being able to afford something far more than I would enjoy owning it. PGP.

Having to choose between 20 minutes more sleep or rubbing one out before work. PGP.

Having to wait until after five to check PGP because my office’s security filter blocks it for “tasteless” content. PGP.