Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Deliberately drinking responsibly to remember the game this time. PGP.

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Trojan taste. Durex budget. PGP.

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Being Single Is A Choice

Target taste, Walmart budget. PGP

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Saw the sun this morning. That’s how I knew I was late for work. PGP

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Everyone in the office knows I’m hungover.

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Lady Receives Letter From Time Warner Cable Calling Her A Cunt

Visiting my parents this weekend because I know they’ll take me to Costco. #PGP.

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Entering liquor on my fitness pal #pgp

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Started spending my tax refund today… haven’t yet done my taxes.

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