Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Had another dream about work last night. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Boss left Diet Coke in freezer, it exploded on everyone’s food. PGP.

Sexual harassment training. PGP.

Framed my degree, but there’s really no place to hang it in this cubicle. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I used the phrase “circle the wagons” today and I hate myself for it. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Went to apologize to my boss for being late. He had no idea who I was. #PGP

Post Grad Problems

No one has responded to my happy hour group text. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Specials are my drink of choice. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Watering down your humor to make it office appropriate. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Being reduced to a barista in khakis. PGP. Keeping the change. PGPM.