Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

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Getting volun-told to clean out the break room fridge. PGP.

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It took me four cups of coffee to realize that someone had brewed decaf in the regular color designated coffee pot. PGP.

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Starting to recognize the same cars every morning on your commute. PGP.

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Ferris Bueller is turning 53. PGP.

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It’s Friday and I’m here. That should be good enough. PGP.

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Fantasizing about faking your own kidnapping to get some time off. PGP.

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“What would you say are your biggest weaknesses?” PGP.

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Margaritas give me acid reflux now.

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