Margaritas give me acid reflux now.

Got overly excited about my credit score moving up PGP

Friendly reminders are never friendly. PGP.

Too busy for a boyfriend. Too poor for a pet. PGP.

Realizing you won’t be seeing the light of day until Summer 2015. PGP.

I asked for a pressurized crockpot for Christmas. PGP.

Intoxication by cologne while riding the elevator. PGP.

Mango kale salad taste, but a Subway budget. PGP.

“I hear there are hot guys on the 9th floor.” PGP.

Actually renting the runway. PGP.