Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Getting overly excited for the weekly grocery store ads. PGP.

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Threw my back out sneezing today. PGP.

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Took Saturday night off from going out. Woke up feeling good Sunday so I raged.

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Ran into my ex at a mutual friend’s wedding, her new boyfriend is a really cool guy. PGP.

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Taking vacations scrolling through Google Earth. PGP

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A coworker I haven’t even met just introduced himself to me and asked that I not park in his spot. PGP.

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My coworker asked me to read something to her because I knew the Greek Alphabet and she didn’t. They were Roman Numerals. PGP

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Added a girl from TFM’s Babe of the day on Instagram. Girlfriend made me delete my account after. PGP

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I make it rain… Business cards. PGP

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“I’m really busy with work” being the go-to excuse for not dating. PGP.

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