Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Been texting back an forth with three women at once today: My mom, my sister, and my boss. PGP

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“Did you fall in?” After a long stint on the john. PGP.

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Perfecting the suburban neighbor wave. PGP.

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10 More Guys You’ll See At Your Ten Year Reunion

Put in my 2 weeks, they talked me into staying 3.

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Only being able to tell your coworkers the PG13, edited for TV, version of your weekend. PGP

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Preempting heartburn by immediately chasing a greasy sandwich with a shot of Pepto. PGP

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Having to bring your laptop while on vacation to do work. PGP.

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I had a dream that my tombstone was chiseled in Comic Sans font.

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Jordan Spieth is 21 and leading the Master’s. I’m 25 and making copies in a cubicle. PGP.

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