Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Summer and winter are the same season when you have no windows in your office.

Post Grad Problems

10 Harsh Truths That Will Make You A Better Postgrad

Not letting work get in the way of watching the Masters.

Post Grad Problems

The Wait of Shame on the toilet so you don’t have to make eye contact with the people who just heard you destroy it. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I can’t afford to be in another wedding.

Post Grad Problems

I just googled “can you overdose on pepto bismol”. Turns out, yes. Yes, you can.

Post Grad Problems

Getting invited on winetasting trips by people who grossly overestimate my salary. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Needing a VP to approve all raises over 2% PGP

Post Grad Problems

The old women at my office all gather in the lunch room at noon and watch Family Feud. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My boss didn’t accept my request to connect on LinkedIn

Post Grad Problems