Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

After spending nearly $1500 in parking over the past six months, I discovered there is a bus route a mile from my apartment

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I can’t stop thinking in percentages. PGP.

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I stayed in this weekend and read for fun PGP

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My Post-Wedding Disaster Press Conference

HR reminds me of the Sons of The Harpy. PGP

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I remember when waking up stiff in the morning was a good thing. PGP.

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The most productive thing I’ve done all day is untangle my headphones. PGP

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I still have no idea on how to use “ad-hoc” when talking to clients. PGP.

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A Pragmatic Guide To Living With Your Significant Other

Icing your ankle after softball while watching 21-year-olds get drafted into the NFL.

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