Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Having your coworker joggle your mouse when you’ve been gone a long time. PGP.

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My boss just invited himself to my wedding. PGP.

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“The webinar will begin shortly. Please remain on the line” PGP

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Wondering if the office milf would cheat on her husband. PGP

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The Fine Line Between Being Lame And Being Responsible

Requesting to move to DEFCON 1. The coffee machine in my office just broke. PGP.

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I don’t think anyone in my office would notice if I went missing.

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Chose to binge watch Netflix last night rather than binge drink tequila. PGP

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that daily, 4:30 pm “I’ll be productive tomorrow” thought

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3 billion dollar company. Folgers in the break room. PGP.

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